Yeah, this is the 404 error page. Looks like you fucked something up that wasn’t supposed to be fucked up.
This is why we can’t have nice things, Billy.
As a reward (and an apology) for you ending up on this random corner of my website, send me the codeword “Deadlifts” over in the chat, and I’ll email you a naughty surprise.
(By the way, you weren’t here. This page doesn’t exist. Don’t tell your friends, either)
PS: The surprise is safe for work!