This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Yeah, this is the 404 error page. Looks like you fucked something up that wasn’t supposed to be fucked up.

This is why we can’t have nice things, Billy.

As a reward (and an apology) for you ending up on this random corner of my website, send me the codeword “Deadlifts” over in the chat, and I’ll email you a naughty surprise.

(By the way, you weren’t here. This page doesn’t exist. Don’t tell your friends, either)

Talk soon,

Coach Jack

PS: The surprise is safe for work!